Monday, December 14, 2009

Alternative News When Life Gets So Boring

As soon as we get home my husband switched on  the TV and watched his favorite game. Me on the other hand was a bit happy that all my favorite hockey teams won. Ha! They all won so unbelievable! I should shop every time eh?

The next day had this bad cold I don't know if its the cause of too much watching video of Jully Black's singing "Running." J/K.

It is this time of the year when weather has changed dramatically. What the weather forecasters are saying is somewhat delusional. You can't blame them though for weather is really too unpredictable. News about snow or snowing or flurries projected and predicted on TV when there is not even a sight of a flake on the ground. You keep on searching everywhere but only the mountain top have them. Over there in Mount Washington and Whistler through the alps of Zurich, Switzerland.

On the way to our shopping spree we over see a helicopter flying over on a low altitude. Looks like an emergency flight from the hospital to another hospital. Then I remember somebody who had a caesarian operation  wherein her case wont be administered in the local hospital that she had a delivery in the mainland's hospital. I don't know the real story but maybe there is no expert surgeon to do the operation but then when the patient was taken to the place where the experts are,  something went horribly wrong. Her bladder was a bit damaged. She cannot sue for she signed up a contract and an agreement. Goodness! This country needs real life emergency doctors and expert surgeon general.

After few more browsing and shopping looking for gold and silver bows for our Christmas tree but stores don't have them. They have ribbons in coil, anyway I bought some items for X'mas stockings stuffer instead. The store is filled with many customers, holiday shoppers, asians, caucasian, europeans then suddenly overheard a group talking in their native dialect. Thinking what dialect is that? Ilocano? Pangasinan? Ibanag? It cannot be Visayan dialect because the accent is different. Anyway while I was busy unloading the items at the cashier's booth all of a sudden something stalked out from my stomach. Susmariosep! I was shocked! I first thought it was a black snake. It turned out my black belt was unhooked from my belt line's waist. The lady next to me can't stop giggling. Akala nya nagkaTt ako. Embarrasing ba? I asked the cashier if they have a scanner because some of the items are priced differently. She replied that they were small time only. What? Inubo ako. I can't help coughing. I smell something and my nose wiggled in curiousity. After paying for my stuff I went inside the mall to see if they still have the fabric shop that caters indonesian-and malaysian batik. Voila! They're gone! Where the hell that store goes? Don't tell me they went bankrupt? Shut down for good? Because it was replaced with another store similar to a clothing department store. With the biggest box store opening soon maybe it caused an alarm just like what happened to the food court at the mall. One by one each stall, shop and the whole food court closed down since the mill had a closure in the 90's and opening of American big box store small stores were like wiped out from its retailing business. I don't know what will happen when Walmart opens. How many small business establishments will close it doors for good. Supervalue had it announced that they will surely close down after Year 2009. Oh what a life! I feel the same pity and sympathy for these retailers because I was once had a shop that closed down brought on by bad people who mismanaged the country's economy.

We went on to Suzanne looking for Ezeewear clothing intended for my sister in law. While browsing, I saw a 3 divider wall  mirror and to my amazement I could only utter "Que horror!" Shockingly fat! Is that me? Oh sheytzen! I was like a laughing Golden Buddha standing on the mirror holding unto my waistline to my leather  belt and...pretend like I'm  "David Caruso" of CSI.

Yeah 2 in 1 on a 3 way mirror. The middle mirror makes me look fat. Then the lady inside the dressing room overheard what I said she pointed at another big mirror on the wall and she said you'll look thin if you viewed yourself there. Right, you will look thin and slim if viewed farther.

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. The usual objective motto stated on your car's left and right front side mirror. But hey I'm not driving. I'm just standing there tall and proud! Know why? Because I did something good!

Everything I touched turns to GOLD!
If it turns to dust may hudas!