You did already. You had the elephant walking almost stepping on one of the bodies of the contestants. Even that guy was amazed that the elephant didn't land her leg on top of his tummy. Great! What a circus! Brave men and women of Amazing Race.
Oh darn! Did you ever notice that almost everything I wrote and had written are featured in Amazing race? Do you expect me to be happy and glad? I'd like to think that I was one of the executives in that production but alas they never even consult me about that. If stealing is an occupation by the rich and famous? Have to tell 'ya the Earth belongs to me and everything in it and I have included the nine planets and the sun the galaxy and milky way.
I don't have a narcissistic behaviour just like that "girl" who keep ambushing restaurant cook for their trade secret. That's not my ideal personality. I think she is such a loser! Walang originality at walang idea of her own. All her words are mostly borrowed, gaya-gaya and most of all using the "powers" of others to continue fooling the Filipinos. Well you have noses you know whom I'm yapping here. Nakakaimbierna sya di ba? I'm not inggit about her. Sya ang inggit at buong familia nya. Her parents never stop at approaching me whenever I'm at the hospital, in FEU and everywhere I go. Para silang stalker. Ano bang problema nyo? You want to be recognized? Eh famous na kayo. Marami na kayong fans na matagal mo ng wish. What else this girl wants? I mean you're a woman na not a girl anymore. Ang dami mo ng nagging boyfriend at asawa? Dami mo ng anak! What else you want? Hanggang ngayon ayaw mo kong lubayan sa gaya-gaya puto maya mo.
Ang dapat mong gayahin sa akin? ISA lang ang asawa ko. Bakit kailangan mo ng iba-ibang asawa? Hindi ka makontento sa isa lang. Hindi ka naman bubuyog. Maliban na lang kung isa kang guinea pig at ikaw ang ginagamit para anakan. OMG! Imbierna tuloy ako.
My God!!!! Who are you? Pati name type mong maging ako! Pati face ko ginagaya mo!! Ano bang original face mo? Are you Korean or Chinese? Hindi ka siguro Filipina eh. pakitanggal nga ng ilong mo kasi parang plastic surgery lang. Pakitanggal ng masakara mo para malaman ng buong bansa ang tunay mong face. Sino ka ba? Your mother doesn't even know you. Namatay sya not knowing who you really are. Nung mamatay ang father mo tuwang-tuwa ka dahil dumami ang fans mo. Sino bang niloloko mo? I know you are reading this ... usually naman na ikaw ang bumabasa before anybody else. Panay ang hack mo. Ang yaman mo na kahahack ng mga written works ko. Are you not ashame of yourself? If without TV you think you'll be famous? Will you be famous if you have dark skin? I doubt it.
Once we had a visitor, a young boy whose mother left him and his father for another man. The boy seems not to miss his mother at all because the father looks after him with much care and he's very spoiled. With friends, good friends like my children to cast away his sadness and him being always at home for sleepover. He likes the food I cooked, yeah with much gusto and then one day uttered to me that he was born with silver spoon in his mouth. Wow! That boy likes to pronounced words with much diction and collaboration using thousands of idioms. I told him my spoon is bigger than yours and I showed him my "sandok" for the soup he and my children will have for lunch.
My hubby used to ask why I love to cook soup? Am I a Chinese? Know what? Soup is good for you especially when its cold and also great for summer time or any time of day. Soup is the food that gives you strength and fluids to your body especially when its dry and scaly like a fish. lol now that's funny. Did you know that Chinese skin is better looking than American's skin? Open your eyes and compare. Comparing yellowish white to reddish-white? Compare when they laugh. Whose got dry humor? Who laughed so hard and who can laugh with tears flowing down their cheeks?
Okay you are trying to bluff me to change the weather again. It will never happen. So accept what the weather forecaster will tell you because its already been planned. Follow the plan.
