Are You A Cougar?

Have you been followed by cougars every time you are out in the open? Beware! Obviously there are too many female cougars in Canada! Hard to believe that these cougars are after every male "cougars" whether they are single or married and no matter what age that male cougar is. That's the way it is for female cougars.

Thank God! I'm not a cougar. LOL.

Somebody is always being followed by "cougars" dunno why. I sometimes asked him if he knew these female cougars. Who the hell are they? Why these cougars looked-like hookers? Hookers with cars. Yup hookers can drive now. What the hell eh? Ah, maybe they thought he is that "look-alike" from showbiz. Mistaken identity. He is not John Lithgow. So go away bitchy cougars! Find your match somewhere!