You think I'm lying about what I'm writing here?
I have to protect the many innocent victims of this annoying story. I assumed that "they are experiments and they are using me to solve the many problems arising in our lifetime." Why me?
Because I have solved so many problems in the past and they are using my expertise in solving the burgeoning problems they cannot solve.
Yeah people, assume they are "experiments" because I have the power to shut down your business establishments no matter how rich you are.
