Sunday, April 28, 2013

Watch Where You Walked It's A Minefield Out There!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! Is that true? He he! I could smile and I could laugh at the same time. Yeah I'm reading my horoscope. Why I do believe in it? Why so many millions of us believe in horoscope? For one thing some of them are true and it happened already and wanting to know more about yourself makes you want to know your future. Sometimes the horoscope "scope" is funny at the most that you will become obssessed and make sure what the crystal fortune teller is telling you correctly and expect that for the rest of the day your life will be filled with instant happiness and when it comes to wealth you'll have a very productive life. In general terms some of the futuristic account of your life happened to be similar with the rest of your circle of friends who's got the same zodiac sign. Actually how that happened? What kind of zodiac circle implicate so many of us in one symbolic sign. How could that be possible? Is there neurons, DNA or any kind of special gene or chromosomes that are present to those who are born in that period of time? Like for instance those who are born under the water sign, Aquarius. Hard to believe that those who are born Aquarian had that one common denominator of being nostalgic, geeky and funny. They are born with precious sense of humor. Generally, Aquarians are generous and kind. They are easy to get along with, friendly but aloof sometimes when they feel like they are being used. It's true that they know how to forgive others from their mistakes but it's hard for them to forget and they learned to be more tactical and practical when it comes to dealing with people. I can tell you more about the water sign but it's so fishy out there. There are billions of fish billion different species. They cannot live without water of course. Water will always be the source of life for air and oxygen that you are breathing comes from water. Human beings, animals and plants need water, it is the main source of life. I'm happy to be an Aquarian!

But knowing fortune tellers are tricky once in a while, henceforth the warning seems predictable. "Watch where you walked, it's a minefield out there!" Great! I hate walking on where the dog owners are to lazy to pick up their pet's poopy.


I wish dogs are like cats who  know how to bury their own poopy trap in their litter box. There is that one unforgettable experience we had, we attended a party and somebody smells like a dog. We all had a shower, we are all in our best suit and dress. We had expensive fragrant perfume but to no avail that sweet scented perfume was no match to that stink. OMG! Somebody accidentally stepped on that poopy trap outside. That's what it is. That somebody's shoes had that dog's fresh poop and its stinking all over. Yikkess!

I know Raven, the televison star had that one moment of embarrassment too. Such a very unforgettable episode. But wait, there is that Amazing Race show that the contestants have to shovel tons and tons of elephant's stinky poop to be used as  fertilizer. That's gross too! Oh shocking eh?

What could be the minefield that fortune teller is saying. The minefield in Iraq? That was at the helm of Desert Storm. It was in the past. Anyway, sometimes you have to ignore what others have to say and start thinking about positivity in your life. Don't be so negative all the time, although when you are afraid that's the time you are saving yourself and  you learn how to be careful and be cautious about almost anything in this world. When you are taking care of yourself, you are saving your life.